Look at the top bollocks on that fuck the singing
Can you make it through all 51 seconds of Marco Rubio’s dry mouth noises from last night’s SOTU rebuttle?
CringeArmyDrone1 minute ago
This is very erotic for a blind person. I closed my eyes and jerked so hard that I think I broke my penis. Sincerely, IAmAN00bie.
Look at the top bollocks on that fuck the singing
YOU GOT TO ROLL THE WINDOWS DOWN ON i-95 ON A SPRING OR SUMMER AFTERNOON , SET THE CRUZE TO 80. THATS ALL, JUST 80 AND BREAK YA NECK TO THIS. sooner or later a cutie might come up on the left trying to pass you by but she becomes captured in amazement when she see this dude in the right lane chilling hard. lol thats when you throw the duces up with that look like ….WASUP!
DAAAAAAMN, YEAAA YEEAAAAAHH!
Piss in the valley!
Piss in the city!
Piss in your soul!
2 months ago
i like to throw seed on the ground and watch that woman peck it up with her nose… I do this to achieve sexual arousal and then I roller skate down the street with a full on boner sticking out of my shorts. I put a small helmet on the end and a knee pad on my scrotum to prevent injury .
I ate Pizza Hut last night and it gave me stinky berkins! Laugh Out Loud! p.s. my Mom makes me call farts berkins…..bye
He has a massive tongue that can suck you for days.
I always got a porn tab open when looking at Lonely Island videos so that i can switch to them in case one of my parents walk in.
i was singing this song n 1st grade and thought it was about riding a real pony ..not a penis
Legend has it, Danny DeVito dances naked, and sexually, to this theme.
my friend grant loves wanking to this track.
(Source: lloydscott)
its a good thing to ramp waz strong enough to hold his BALLS!
Amazing song.
He looks like a ranga version of Whoopi Goldberg